I would've been like,

"No, Tara Reid did not play Juliet, you must be thinking of Claire Danes. You know, Claire Danes, Leonardo DiCaprio, in a little film by Baz Luhrmann, that grossed somewhere near $150,000 MILLION and won 13 Oscars. Then Baz went on to direct Moulin Rouge, another work inspired by theatre, with Nicole Kidman. You know, Nicole Kidman, right? Yeah she got her start in theatre, right before she went on to become a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE and marry Tom F%$*ing Cruise. So what do ya say, you wanna sign me?"

You see Molly, you've just got to learn to speak their language. Either that, or you've got to sleep with them. And the first choice is much more exciting.