Oh good God Molly, Im picking up a red carpet and putting it down in the office so you can walk all over it tomorrow.

But then Im promptly taking it back to Target, cause there's no room for such luxuries in our Business Plan.

So whats up with LA making you feel like you dont belong? I was at this birthday party for a member of the Rich & Famous the other night. And granted, I DEFINITELY didnt belong- I'll be the first to admit that. But my name just happened to be on the list and I have never been one to turn down free drinks. So Im there, dressed in all white (yes, there was an interesting dress code in place that evening) eating the best steak I have EVER eaten. I mean, there must have been some crazy special sauce going on cause Ive since thought about this steak over 20 times since that night. So, Im eating these bite sized portions of cut steak, and may I repeat- Bite-Sized. I decide I want three more bite sized portions. I walk up and help myself. Then from behind I hear, "Youre not from here, are you?" I turn around and say nothing, (cause I rarely have something witty to say in the moment.) He continues, "An LA girl would never go back for seconds."

I think this man was actually trying to make conversation. Not a very good pick up line if you ask me. I had the words of my born & raised LA friend ringing through my head, "Eating is Cheating KDee, Eating is Cheating."

Of course I just smiled and kept eating. Because thats what Alaskan Girls do. And hes right, Im not from here. But then again, at least I got the dress code right. This man was wearing pink. And I wont even go into what Alaskan Girls think of men who wear pink.